I slashed my wrists,
because you made my life miserable.
And in response you blamed me
for ruining your carpet.
– Chatty Owl –
"Owls are not what they seem"
"Owls are not what they seem"
I slashed my wrists,
because you made my life miserable.
And in response you blamed me
for ruining your carpet.
– Chatty Owl –
CHATTYOWL 
Interior design, redefined
One way to see it..
I love this – a whole story in four lines. Minimalist genius! TDx
Thanks so much!
*crack of a whip* Hot damn!!! Now this is wicked good! 🙂
Ouch!
I guess it really depends on the carpet 😉
Would be better if it would be hardwood floors.
Actually that would destroy a hardwood floor so better stay on the carpet then!
Oh dont you start now mister.
Obey ChattyOwl 😉
That’s the spirit 😛
Hahahaha! I’m learning 😉
*chuckle* Ah, the joys of self absorbed conversation! 😉
Absolutely! Hahaha.
Such beautiful irony. I smiled. It’s probably not the response you were looking for, but a response nonetheless 🙂
You smiled. This is it! That means I achieved what I wanted. Thanks for stopping by!
He is a keeper
I know, right.
Short and sassy just the way I like it !!
Haha, awww you’re kind, girl!
Ouch
It’s a fictional ouch.
Nicely written. Such talent.But no one is worth giving up on yourself. His loss.
I’m not sure this can be classified as talent, but thank you anyway.
absolutely genius, chattyowl. fits my sense of humor
Thanks! You see, not many people find it funny, hahaha!
yikes – a bit of black humor to darken your smile
Black humor is something I utterly enjoy.
That was brilliant, it really was. The title, the ending, great stuff.
Somehow I can see why you would like it, you have the same sense of dark humour I think. Or at least that’s what I gathered from your blog so far! Thanks for liking my little rambles, dear.
Haha, yeah, the darker the better.
I got the humor but it’s not without the pain. My initial, honestly: Daammmn!
Oh, I know that people probably get this initial reaction to words like that. But this is me, I have a twisted sense of humour. Thanks for visiting, lovely. It’s always a pleasure to see you coming to visit me 🙂
I find that I quite like your humour, it’s different from what I’m used to and it keeps me wondering of what’s going on in that mysterious mind of yours. I can’t keep away, dearie 😉 I’m going to unabashedly admit how ridiculously happy I am that your reply to my was the longest, hehe.
Ha ha, you cheeky bugger, you! Yes, it was the longest I can see 🙂 you make me smile, girlie x
That type of respinse is not too far feom reality is it?
It definitely isn’t far from reality…
Carpets may be pretty expensive these days ya know… 😉
Pffff haha
L’ha ribloggato su cristianciarrocchie ha commentato:
A nice, nice poetry of Chattyowl
Oh, thanks!
It’s so nice and deeply honest … very wonderfull
Thank you for being so kind.
You trying to scare me?
I’m trying to be funny. Failing miserably.
I agree with the later 😛
😛
I love the black humor. It is excellent !
Provokes so many responses from the serious issue here to the light hearted glib “Typical male” reply – great work! Cheers J
Ha ha, I’m glad you thought that. There you go, my attempts to sound witty were appreciated by you 🙂
I appreciate all your work! – Cheers J
hmmm not a very nice guy is he? Love the title – hooked me in 🙂 xx
He, some guys can be rather mean I guess 😉 Thanks honey, I’m glad you liked the title! x